In keeping with my tagline “God, Grant Me the Serenity to Laugh at Life”…..here are some new Sobrietease-related t-shirt/bumper sticker ideas I’ve come up with:
-Jose Cuervo–I Kicked Your Ass
-Ben and Jerry Can Kick the Shit Out of Bartles and James
-I Got My Memory Back-ardi
-Margarita Was a Ho
-Jack Daniels is for Sissies. Real Men Drink Fresca
-Absolut Jackass
-I Stoli Your Hangover
-Captain Morgan Was a Wuss
-I’ll Have a Martini—Hold the Gin. And the Vermouth. Screw It— Just Give Me a Bowl of Olives
-Manhatten? Try a Harlem Instead
-Bloody Mary? Gee That Sounds Good….NOT
-7 & 7 Equals Coke Zero
-Water–The New ‘It’ Drink
-Tom Collins is Phil Collins’ Evil Twin
-It’s 8am Somewhere
-Kiss Me I’m Sober
-I Lost My Mohijo
-Sober. The New Drunk (I can’t take credit for this one-a friend said it)
-Why Don’t We Not Get Drunk and Screw Tonight?
-Do You Want Salt and Lime With That Seltzer Shot?
-Fuzzy Navel? TMI
-Holy Shit! Is That What You Really Look Like??
-I Wasn’t a Blackout Drinker….As Far As I Can Remember…..
Stay strong.